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Sunday, February 23, 2025

Jimmy Page and the Yardbirds Played a Cincinnati High School Prom

"Jimmy’s first question was, 'Why are you dressed like that?'" I said, "You’re playing at our prom." And he said, "What the fuck is a prom?"

Becoming Led Zeppelin

Even if you've already managed to catch a screening of Becoming Led Zeppelin, you need to to surf on over to the The New Yorker and check out David Owen's essay on the Yardbirds playing the prom at St. Xavier High School, an all-boys Catholic prep school in Cincinnati. 

Click here to read "Before He Formed Led Zeppelin, Jimmy Page Played a Prom in Ohio," by David Owen.

It's a great example of not only how unpolished the business of rock and roll was then, but also provides a rough timeline of sorts for the pending breakup the Yardbirds and the subsequent birth of Led Zeppelin.

Here's the band performing the night before on Cleveland's UPBEAT! TV show:

And of course, here's the official trailer for Becoming Led Zeppelin:

For those in the cheap seats it's worth mentioning that seven years later, Frank Marino and Mahogany Rush would play a similar Catholic Boys Academy in Toledo, Ohio:

Sunday, February 16, 2025

Rick James Snowmobile Is the Best Snowmobile (Give It To Me Baby)

When Mother Nature turns on the chill and the snow flies, only one thing is certain: Rick James is gonna get his ass on a snowmobile.
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 "Raised in the ghetto of Buffalo New York where his mother was a numbers runner, Rick is now a multi-millionaire who has recently moved back to his hometown from LA, where he found the social scene around the music business crazy."-Jeanee Beker, Much Music TV, aka M3, Much More
 
Rick's story is a well-known one, just another tired take on the classic "poor boy from the wrongest side of the tracks ditches the navy, forms a band with Neil Young in Canada, gets caught, does his time, moves to LA, moves back to Buffalo and forms the explosive Stone City Band, hits multi-platinum selling pay dirt, buys an Arctic Cat Panther, writes and produces for everyone from Smokey Robinson to Teena Marie, starts to run out of money, dates Linda Blair, guest stars on the A-Team, loses more money, has his finances recover on the strength of licensing deals with up and coming rap acts, gets addicted to crack, kidnaps a few people, ends up in Folsom Prison, gets out and then passes at age 56 from heart failure."

But along the way, Rick James, born James Ambrose Johnson Jr. (February 1, 1948 – August 6, 2004), laid down grooves and vibes that still haven't been topped. Comfortable in any situation, he never put on a personality for cameras or the audience, always letting his rust-belt heritage show through as the video below so clearly illustrates.

While we can't be entirely certain, the sled in question appears to be an Arctic Cat Panther from the early 1980s, based in part on its regal burgundy and gold exterior finish. Powered by a 431cc Suzuki-two stroke twin, the snow machine was a cool thing that slid, not walked, like a Panther across the snow. 

Bonus: Mama Cass on a Snowmobile


Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Born Innocent: The Redd Kross Story


UPDATE: Third Man Records Cass Corridor is screening Born Innocent: The Redd Kross Story on Thursday, December 19th at 7 PM.

Be there, or don't.
Get advance tickets here.

Monday, November 13, 2023

Chrysler Is Not Going to Come Out with a Chopper: Ed “Big Daddy” Roth on the Great American Dream Machine.


Broadcast television wasn't always the snooze-fest it is today. Take, for instance, The Great American Dream Machine, a weekly program created and produced in New York City by the seminal WNET independent and later Public broadcaster. (Currently THIRTEEN PBS, see the logo here.) Running for the 1971 and 1972 broadcast seasons, TGADM took a satirical look at current events and gave some screen time to the emerging pop- and counter-culture movements and figures. That includes Rat Fink creator Ed "Big Daddy" Roth, who appears in the weekly "Great American Hero" profile of episode 4, season 1.

Roth, who fashioned his public persona out of the burgeoning Kustom Kar craze of the 1960s, managed to eclipse the street and show scene, sign a contract with Revell for model kits based on his creations, and eventually build a DIY mail-order empire of Roth T-shirts and other products avaible via a mail order catalog, all while still accepting contract work and building the odd car or chopper when the mood dictated. Rat Fink, the most visible and iconic of all Roth's creations, served as the masthead and and linchpin of his operation, and still commands a rabid fan base today.

So popular was the Kustom Kulture movent, provocative auteur Kenneth Anger and Author/Journalist Tom Wolfe each took a stab at defining the movement, the former with his three-minute Kustom Kar Kommandos film commentary, the latter with an article in Esquire magazine,The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby, which was subsequently published in a book format collection of essays that used the same as the collective title.

Roth is at his best here, lucid and playing to the camera in a fashion that wouldn't become normalized for decades. He spends much of the time calling out Detroit designers, accusing them of essentially being a bunch of martini-swilling yes men. Roth however, exists in world free of the EPA, safety concerns, and economic and practical reality. And really, if Detroit designed and built the Surfite or the California Cruiser trike, Big Daddy would be without a job.  

Roth became heavily involved in the chopper scene at one point, and was the publisher of Choppers Magazine.

The episode continues with vaguely automotive themes, employing a surplus of the stock footage mixed (a collection of low-speed crash testing films directly follows the Roth segment) with original animation and scoring. In short, the kind of programming made possible by boardroom TV executives anxious to exploit the counter-culture and newly-emerging teenage consumers for profit, but completely unaware of how to do so. Once Rowen and Martin struck gold with Laugh-In in 1968, everyone with a programming schedule to fill was tossing money at hip young producers and directors hoping to replicate the success. Not until Saturday Night Live debuted in October, 1975, would a single production successfully combine these elements and capture a major audience.

The Roth segment starts at the 2:29 mark, but we encourage you to watch the episode in its entirety to get a refresher in the state of youth-oriented television circa 1971. It feels a bit like a low-grade meth-influenced cross between Zoom and Monty Python.

Fun Fact: John Lennon praised the show in a 1972 radio interview, saying "But this Great American Dream Machine that they have on [New York-area public TV station] Channel 13 is as good as, if not better than, anything that's on British TV, including Monty Python's Flying Circus, which is not as heavy as the Dream Machine."

Fun Fact: Chevy Chase, Nina Simone, Albert Brooks, Jane Fonda, Martin Mull, Studs Terkel, Linda Lavin, Artie Shaw - yes, the one with the clarinet - Don McLean, Lee Meredith, and others all contributed to the show.   

Fun Fact: The Birthday Party, Nick Cave's legendary and influential Aussie post-punk band employed Roth for the cover art of their 1982 release, Junkyard

The entire run of The Great American Dream Machine is avaible for free viewing on tubi.


Thursday, June 1, 2023

American Indie: The Last Independent Automaker Docuseries Tells the Story of Nerd-Chic Pioneer American Motors


The Last Independent Automaker is a six-part documentary series about the incredible history of American Motors Corporation, told by the people who loved it. 

Everyone loves an underdog, particularly if it involves a Levi's Gremlin—Real Reldnew, 1984.